I finished reading Slaughterhouse Five in the unemployment office, 
It helped me see that things really weren't so bad. 
I finished reading the Sotweed Factor in my dentist's office, 
It helped me realize that things really weren't so bad. 
My girlfriend and I caught the Greyhound to Saginaw, 
We're hoping to catch some slackjaw by being sarcastic in Saginaw.