Testcard Girl
Talulah Gosh
A million people every day
Turn on the television set and say
Testcard girl, testcard girl
Don't you get bored selling out all day?
A million people every day
Turn on the radio set and say
Radio man, radio man
Don't you get bored selling out all day?
A million people every day
Phone up the speaking clock and say
Telephone lady, telephone lady
Don't you get bored selling out all day?
A million people every day
Turn on the speaking clock and say
Telephone lady, Mrs telephone lady, Mrs telephone lady
Don't go away
A million people every day
Turn on the radio set and say
Radio man, Mr radio man, Mr radio man
Don't go away
A million people every day
Turn on the television set and say
Testcard girl, little testcard girl, little testcard girl
Don't go away
You're the only one I've got