Candlelight is flickering, you're looking like a ten
I'm thinking, mm, maybe tonight I finally win
The wine is getting warmer, your lips begin to move
Then you start talking crazy and I'm slipping out the mood
You say the Moon is fake, just a glitch up in the sky
And you don't use soap, 'cause it kills your inner eye
Oh, is this a joke?
Did I miss the punchline somewhere in your throat?
I'm smiling like I get it, but I'm halfway out the door
If crazy was attractive, babe, you'd own the fucking floor
What the fuck
Baby, what the fuck
You had me at hello
Then you lost me at the lizards run it all
What the fuck
Damn, my luck is stuck
I was ready for a fantasy, not this psycho monologue
What, the fuck
What the fuck, I'm gone
What the fuck, so wrong
Now you're talking 'bout your ex, how he's haunting your car
And your crystal girl said I won't make it that far
You asked me for my blood type, said we need to align
Then you whispered 'bout your demons every Tuesday at nine
Cute
I'm reaching for my jacket, I'm checking for my keys
I'd rather cry at home than die here politely
You tracing my hand like you're reading my end
Babe, this isn't mystic, you just need a therapist friend
What the fuck
Baby, what the fuck
You had me at hello
Then you lost me at the lizards run it all
What the fuck
Damn, my luck is stuck
I was ready for a fantasy, not this psycho monologue
What, the fuck
What the fuck, I'm gone
What the fuck, so wrong
Said I needed air, left my jacket on your chair
Climbed out through the window, didn't even fucking care
Running in the dark, yeah I'm laughing under breath
Some dates feel like flirting, some feel close to death
What the fuck
Oh my God, what the fuck
I just wanted something soft, not a cosmic overdose
What the fuck
Yeah, I'm out of luck
Now I'm speeding through the night with my doors all double locked
Yeah
No
Don't call me
Don't text me
Don't manifest me
What the fuck