Oap Anthem

Lowlife UK

My microwave makes no sense to me
And the video's a fucking mystery
I'm so confused, can someone please
Go make me a nice cup of tea.

Terminal confusion.

I've gone and bought one of them mobile phones
'cos i'm old, infirm and live on my own
But there's only one thing wrong
I can't turn the bastard on.

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