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Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear

The Locust

[Q:] If the aunt had balls she would be?
[A:] Uh, the uncle.

[Q:] And in more trouble than?
[A:] A pregnant nun.

So get a hole to hide in
or somehide to cover the hole

Pig's Christmas parcel arrived
basically full of crap
and others lil' treats.

Awe, that little pig.