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I Am a Full Grown Man And I'm Wearing a Retainer

First Of October

I am a full grown man and I'm wearing a retainer
Every dentist I've ever been to said it's a no-brainer
It cost a little money, and I look a little funny so I wrote you this explainer
'Cause if you talk trash about my teeth
You're gonna need a lawyer on retainer