Holiday Inn
Dollar Signs
Drinkin' at a Holi-
Drinkin' at a Holi-
Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn
For once you can get drunk
And someone else will have to clean your mess up
You're making out with a girl you just met
And then you stop to text your girlfriend
I love you
And I can't wait to see you after the weekend
And I'm drinkin' at a Holi-
Drinkin' at a Holi-
Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn
The anarchists need Sbarro
Five bucks a can
No one throws out the gutter punk
Even though he smells like shit
No one here loves you
But they all might think that you're cool
If you drink PBR out of your shoe
And I'm drinkin' at a Holi-
Drinkin' at a Holi-
Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn
Drinkin' at a Holi-
Drinkin' at a Holi-
Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn
Everything happens for a reason
Sometimes that reason is
You're stupid and you make terrible decisions
You're stupid and you make terrible decisions
You're stupid and you make terrible
And I'm drinkin' at a Holi-
Drinkin' at a Holi-
Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn
Drinkin' at a Holi-
Drinkin' at a Holi-
Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn