That's What I do
Axie
Hello everyone
Do you want your child to get real smart?
A little bit of math here or there
I’ve got just the place for them to start!
Watch out for the ruling master, beware, he’s getting faster!
Refrain from making noises, that man’s a saboteur
Hear the slaps from down the path, just to avoid his wrath
Now the professor wants you in his grasp!
Get your prize! Won’t you come on in?
Into my schoolhouse!?
Stay the course and follow through, I'm slowly coming after you!
I’ll bring the punishment, that’s what I do!
(You know it’s true!)
I’ve been tripping over myself too much
Basic mathematics, seemingly growing out of touch!!!
Feeling kinda sick of running
Clock’s been lookin’ kinda funny!!
Thinking about home as I forever roam
With danger of detention lurking everywhere I go
Two plus two equals?
Well, that’s easy, that’s just four! Either that, or the answer’s on the floor!!
Wow! Great jo-wait what was that??
Three more notebooks left to go, but my energy is getting low!
This curriculum, it blows! I should’ve been home so long ag- oh!
Five notebooks down, got two more to go!
I’ve done so much math that my brain will explode!!
(Wow!)
You can’t get out, even if you already knew how!!
Every answer you get wrong, I will be sure to sing my song!
As long as I get you to tag along
You will belong
Stay the course and follow through, I'm slowly coming after you!
I’ll bring the punishment, that's what I do!!!
My life is on the line, I'm running out of time
In this locker I find myself in, to avoid his crimes
I'm feelin’ fine, despite my struggling to stay alive!!
Will it be over by tonight??
The walls are getting bloody, my mind is failing me!
Can’t stand up on my feet, save me from mr Baldi!
Don’t wanna hide and seek out exits from this creepy creep!
I’ve gotten way too close, jeez, I hate this the most!
I guess that I will not leave here!
(That was a baldi song!)