All American Boogeyman
Andrés Aparicio
I ran away, there wasn't much for me to say
I'm growing tired of these parties, you're mom keeps asking
Andrés, when do you think you're gunna marry our daughter
I'm the type of boy who wants to watch the world crash and burn
Any time I have a bad day
I'm not quite sure that I should be allowed to pro-create?
I don't wanna be domesticated
I slapped the bag and smashed the bottle
Got yelled at a babyshower
Uncle took me to the side and said
Andrés aren't you gunna be 27 soon?
A boy should only get as drunk as I've been getting this whole month
If he's in the mood to kiss a girl or kill a man
I just might be in the mood for both?
Don't fucking test me
Y'all are way too obsessed with being forgiven
While I'm settling into my role of being the villain
Y'all can just keep swimming in that sea of binary opinions
1's and 0's could never hurt me
See I could spread my love and positivity from venues popping sea to sea
And some of y'all wouldn't be able to sleep until you fucking cancel me
It's only God who judges us
But these days it's the morally just people of the internet
My judgement day is coming up
I may not be what you wanted or needed me to be, but that's just life yeah
You may not be what I wanted or needed you to be, but that's just life yeah
Boo! Your love for me was always followed by an eagerness to throw me out into the street
Boo! Well if you thought that shit was scary then I got something a whole lot freaking scarier!
Boo! It's the all American boogeyman and I'm coming for you!