One, two, three, four
Lord Patriot's out raiding and he's got nowhere to be
Space-maxing every room till they log off, drop him, or agree
Lady's on the mic from somewhere south of everywhere
Full-send Kiwi sparkle and there's nothing she won't share
Jason's being nicer than a person's got a right
Rooftop found the pronouns and he's laughing all night
It's three AM somewhere and nobody's going home
We've got nothing left to prove and we ain't doing this alone
We fixed the Middle East again
We solved it around two
We did religion after that
And nobody ever knew
We're gonna do it all again
The second that we log back in
We don't ever get it right
But we never miss a night
Oldschool's up for anything, he'll fight you for the sport
He don't even need a reason, he just likes to hold the fort
Don't you call Yup dude, man, I'm telling you don't try
He'll take the whole thing personal and you'll be asking why
Shtarker's got a game going, never-have-I-ever round
Half the room is confessing and the other half just drowned
It's three AM somewhere and nobody's going home
We've got nothing left to prove and we ain't doing this alone
We fixed the Middle East again
We solved it around two
We did religion after that
And nobody ever knew
We're gonna do it all again
The second that we log back in
We don't ever get it right
But we never miss a night
Shivon's keeping cordial while the whole place comes apart
She's the one who holds the pack when it goes off the chart
Terra's dropping tunes that shouldn't work but somehow do
And Zohan's saying: I'm not in this from the middle of it too
Yeah, I swore I'd stay right out of it, I said it with a smile
Then somebody said my name and I've been in it for a while
Hey (hey)
Who's up? (Who's up)
Hey (hey)
Log on (log on)
Hey (hey)
Same time (same time)
Same dumb room, same dumb crime
We fixed the Middle East again
We solved it around two
We did religion after that
And nobody ever knew
We're gonna do it all again
The second that we log back in
We don't ever get it right
But we never miss a night
We'll take the whole world apart
And build it back by two
We'll argue every borderline
And get every one wrong too
We're gonna do it all again
Same dumb room, same dumb den
We don't ever get it right
But we never miss a night
Never miss a night
(Same time tomorrow)
Never miss a night
(Same time tomorrow)
Same dumb room
Roll call