Animal Cannibal
Possibly in Michigan
I bite at the hand that feeds me
Slap at the face that eats me
Some kind of animal cannibal
Animal? Cannibal?
Sharon attracted violent man
Strangely, she had a way of making the violence
Seem like it was their idea
Her friend Janice was cut from the same mold
They even liked the same perfume
Arthur who had been following the closely
Was similarly disposed
The three of them had two things in common
Violence and perfume
Hm, hum, hm, hum, hm
Hum
This one here smell great
Which one?
Its smell like mother's crazy sister Kate
Oh, you think so?
Yeah, I do
It's smell so good, she couldn't have been that crazy
I don't think so
Oh, you don't think so
Huh, no
Well, she put her poodle one time in a microwave oven
To eat?
Yeah!
To eat?!
Oh, no, no, no
Silly to dry it
But, it exploded
They were both found dead
She must have been
Out of her head
Here it is
There's my favorite perfume
We've been looking for
Everywhere
Why don't you buy one for me too and I'll meet you at the door
Okay, okay
Bye bye, bye bye
Bye bye
How do I meet the strangest men
They always seem to find me
Remember that time way back when I
Kissed a guy who ate his women friends
Now only dogs will follow me
Is he following?
I bite at the hand that feeds me
Slap at the face that eats me
Some kind of animal cannibal
Made impressions on me
Have we met before?
Possibly in Michigan
In some strange department store
We won't see him anymore
Who knows how some people turn to strange ones
Is it up to me to make them into dead ones
Here we go again
I bite at the hand that feeds me
Slap at the face that eats me
Some kind of animal cannibal
Animal? Cannibal?
Bye bye, bye bye
Arthur longed for that sexual scent that smaller like home
He'd used so many masks to disguise himself
That held forgotten who he was
Who he'd known?
He imagined himself a frog transformed into a prince charming
He felt the moment he kissed her
He would become the man she would want him to be
Hello?
Hello
There's a strange looking man at my door
What's he look like, Sharon?
Is he that one I won't be seeing anymore?
Well, he's not your run or the mill
Animal
Fiend
Sharon, Sharon, what do you mean?
He's got the head and it's the size of a wolf?
And a mouth as large as a
Sharon, what do you mean?
Well, he's got the head and it's the size of a wolf
And a mouth as large as a
The better to eat you with my dear
You have two choices
One, I will eat you now
Or two. I will cut your arms and legs off
One by one and eat them
Slowly
Why?
For love
Why?
For love
But, love shouldn't cost an AMR and a leg
For love
But do you love me?
You smell so good
The sweetest flower of all
Have there been others?
Six
Then I am the
Seventh