Corporate Girl
Madame Reaper
Welcome to Megacorp
I'm a corporate girly
I got money in the bank
Got a two-bed in Manhattan
And a fat 401k
And I'm moving up the ladder
'Cause I fuck the CEO
You can tell me that I'm wrong
But I won't have time to listen 'cause I
Go, go, go
Never stop and never think
I get home at half-past one
And I pour myself a drink
And I take myself a xanny
And I sleep a couple hours
Then get up and do it all again
Because the grinding never ends
Haven't dated since my MBA
Because I don't need love
All I need's a year-end bonus
A promotion from above
Money gives me independence
Money gives me sense of self
I'm on track to be the youngest-ever
VP manager whatever
Networking with whomsoever
Resume was never better
Can't catch me, I
Own the motherfuckin' ladder
Think my paycheck just got fatter
Think my heart is beating faster
Gotta post on LinkedIn
So my college roommate knows I'm
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I'm a corporate girly
I'm a 30 under 30
Never call my mom and dad
Gotta go through my attorney
In the room with all the big boys
Always do what I say
And it's not because I know
All of their mistresses by name
So I met this guy last weekend
He's an analyst at Saks
We had sex in the back room
We did key bumps on his slacks
Called me up a few days later
Hey, you wanna grab a bite?
Thinks I'll be his sugar baby
But he doesn't know I'm really
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Thriving and striving the American way
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I got a secret, I'm a little bit crazy
I got a secret, I'm a little bit sad
I got a secret, I'm a little bit horny
I got a, I got a, I got, la
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Making more
Like Cheryl Sandberg
More mature
Less regretful
Less passé
Thriving and striving the American way
More successful
Making more
Like Cheryl Sandberg
More mature
Less regretful
Less passé
Thriving and striving the American way