Poledancer
Jerry Springer: the Opera (Musical)
[ENSEMBLE]
Fat bitch! Fat bitch!
[SHAWNTEL]
Shut up, shut up!
Sit down!
[ENSEMBLE]
Dumb ho!
[SHAWNTEL]
Shut up, shut up!
Sit down!
[ENSEMBLE]
Dumb ho!
[JERRY (spoken)]
Shawntel, it says here you want to be a poledancer?
[SHAWNTEL]
All my life, all my life,
I've been running after other people,
Looking after them, cleaning up their shit,
Now I wanna find my dreams again.
[JERRY (spoken)]
What in a stip club?
[MAN (spoken)]
Good one!
[ENSEMBLE]
Bug-eyed loser! Strip slut!
Bug-eyed loser! Strip slut!
[SHAWNTEL]
Talk to the ass!
[ENSEMBLE]
Strip slut!
[SHAWNTEL]
Talk to the ass!
[ENSEMBLE]
Strip slut!
[JERRY (spoken)]
Shawntel, I can see you have a lot of natural talent.
I also see that you're married. What does your husband think?
[SHAWNTEL]
I dunno, we don't talk...
[JERRY (spoken)]
Well, let's bring him on and find out. Please welcome Chucky!
[ENSEMBLE]
Hillbilly, hillbilly,
Squeal like a piggy!
Hillbilly, hillbilly,
Squeal like a piggy!
Eeee!
[CHUCKY]
Put your fucking clothes on,
You stupid bitch...
[SHAWNTEL]
Don't you touch me,
Or I'll kill you in your sleep,
Cocksucker!
Talk to the ass!
[CHUCKY]
You look ridiculous!
[SHAWNTEL]
Talk to the ass!
[CHUCKY]
You look ridiculous!
[JERRY (spoken)]
So, Chucky, I take it you're not too thrilled with Shawntel's poledancing dreams.
[CHUCKY]
She looks like a clown,
She looks like a slut.
[SHAWNTEL]
He don't know shit,
He never saw me dance,
But he watches other women dance every night,
With his buddies.